Facebook?

"OH! I have a notification! Let's see who sent me a message...."
"Damn, her picture got 25 likes more than mine... I should have posted a better picture!"
"I know she's online, She's just trying to avoid me."
"Oh, He's at Hotel Madison? I totally care."
"Her status was about me. What a b--ch! She just doesn't have the guts to talk straight to me." *Plans a conspiracy to kill this b--ch*
"Oh he liked my picture! I must tell him we're just friends though..."
"God, My mom shouldn't have tagged me in this childhood pic of mine... What will my friends think of me now?"
"Nice. The school year's over, and she tagged even the juniors but not me."
*uploads ALS ice bucket challenge video*
*sends risky message*
*accepts random friend request*
Basically.
If social media is so full of shit, why are we so addicted to it? I wonder why.
Okay, I gotta go. Haven't logged on to facebook for 2 days. I would have got millions of notifications by now.....